Celebrating 100,000 Hits with the PUMA Dames at InsightAnalytical! (Featuring Dog Testimonials and Recipes for Disaster/Democracy)

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Well, amazingly, we are approaching 100,000 hits here at InsightAnalytical!  Thanks to all who have visited this site!

Many thanks to kenosha Marge, Grail Guardian, our contributors, as well as guest poster American Lassie. And, of course, to all the folks who have left great comments!

Back during the primary season, my 3 dogs, Toro, Tico, and Slicker, decided to put their paws up for Hillary Clinton, but now are hoping for an Obama-free future.  No matter what happens, they intend to stay involved in politics, lobbying for more no-kill shelters and a real plan for pet healthcare!  Although they are not too fond of cats, they have made an exception and are PUMAs to the core!

Looking Forward to the Future

Looking Forward to the Future

Meanwhile, Grail Guardian has offered this duo of recipes–choose which one you like better!

Recipe for Disaster

Take 1 unknown entity of indeterminate origin suffering from aggressive NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder)

Stir in 1 publicly humiliated former Governor and his brother, 2 unrepentant domestic terrorists, 2 lunatic clergymen promoting Marxism, 1 ultra-liberal Past President who negotiates with terrorists, the weakest Congress in history, add Communists and Socialist influences to taste.

Use mixture to beat qualified female candidates and women everywhere.

Spoon into a faux Democratic pan and half-bake at 250 degrees for 35 years. Do not let the finished product cool, as it will lose its flavor quickly. Sprinkle liberally with Muslim extremism. Serves 17 million initially, but most will walk away hungry for something else.

Recipe for Democracy

Take 18 million American voters and beat them about the head and ears for several months. Stir constantly with race-baiting, sexism, misogyny, and elitism. Let the mixture sit until it turns bitter.

Add the strength and policies of a known bastion of Democracy, the heroism and leadership of a maverick war hero, and a fresh Alaskan Governor for a totally unexpected flavor.

Let the new mixture rise slowly until it becomes an undeterrable force. Exposure to the recipe above will make this mixture harden quickly.

Shape the final product into a puma and remove from pan. It will slowly spread without assistance from traditional methods and overtake all opposing recipies. Serves the entire world.

kenosha Marge writes that she has been busy primping for the event…out for a hairstyling and a shopping spree.  She’ll probably show up later for the party, but in the meantime, we’re wondering what will be on her mind in the future! Marge was one of the first two people to find this site who “knew” me from the old Buzzflash days (the other posts as “Leslie” on a regular basis).  It’s been a happy reunion and we look for many more enjoyable days blabbing together!

So, once again, a big THANK YOU for all the support we’ve received! We hope we can keep delivering posts that will keep visitors interested and informed!

UPDATE!!

kenosha Marge has arrivedwith her escort!!!!

PARTY!!!!!!

PARTY!!!!!!