Part 2–Independent Thinking: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY/LATRINE NEEDS THE TY-D-BOL MAN

Editor’s Note: This is Part 2 of our thoughts on “Independent thinking.”  Part 1: Partisan No More by kenosha Marge appeared yesterday. Part 3 by Grail Guardian is scheduled for tomorrow, Saturday.

The Democratic Party/Latrine Needs the Ty-D-Bol Man

~~Posted by InsightAnalytical-GRL

While cleaning the toilet the other day, the Democratic Party came to mind…I’m not kidding!

Now, you have to understand, I REALLY keep my toilet clean.  I use the big blue tablet in the tank, dump toilet cleaner into the bowl and disinfect, and because we have really hard water and get a calcium ring, I even have a pumice stone devoted specifically to scrubbing out the scale.

On the day in question, I knelt down to pick up something on the floor and lo and behold!  I saw stuff I hadn’t noticed before, stuff I thought I was getting cleaned when I scrubbed the bowl.  But NO!  I had missed the buildup around the thin line of little round holes at the very top of the bowl, hidden under the rim…. I HAD MISSED THE HIDDEN CRUD!

Shock! Horror!  I quickly fiddled around with the brush and finally got the right angle to get up in this nether region and got it really clean!  From now on, I will be on the alert to this “hidden danger.”

And how does this tale relate to the Democratic Party?  Well, the entire episode suddenly reminded me of how we’ve been waking up to what’s under the facade that is the Democratic Party, how we’re seeing “under the rim.”  Taking impeachment off the table, the failure to take on the Medicare Part D prescription gift to Big Pharma, the primary caucus system, the intimidation, the misogyny, Florida, Michigan, the secret fix that was engineered and the disgraceful actions of the Rules and Bylaws Committee, the unqualified candidate who getst away with playing the race card to the point of turning Bill Clinton into a “racist,” the hatred of BOTH Clintons, the money thrown without oversight to “community groups,” the ties to ACORN and the mortgage mess, the current corruption of the voting process by the same group and Obama’s ties to the group, the whole idea of being OK with the likes of William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, and Tony Rezko,..

Then there’s the intimidation and final sellout of the likes of Rep. John Lewis.  Still have faith in John Conyers, the guy who was was supposed to working on impeaching Bush?  I sure don’t, when I consider how he CANCELLED a scheduled meeting of the Judiciary Committee in early September that was supposed to be about voting preparations for this November’s election.  But now, do you blame me for wondering if the REAL preparations involve the actions of ACORN?

Hey, let’s remember that Nancy Pelosi pushed Obama instead of staying neutral and also let the chance of getting Karl Rove to answer a subpeona to testify about the “attorney-firing scandal.”  Yeah, Pelosi shrugged off the pleadings of Fmr. Alabama governor Don Siegelman during the Democratic Convention to allow a full House vote so Rove would be forced to testify. (See Another Reason to be a “Disaffected Democrat”: Pelosi Letting KARL ROVE off the Hook as Time Runs Out on This Congressional Session (Add This to “Impeachment off the Table”) for details on the Conyers cancellation and the Siegelman case.)

And this is the Democratic Party that we’re supposed to keep following blindly? I don’t think so…like the scum hiding in my supposedly clean toilet, the crud of the Democratic Party has been exposed and I’ve decided to flush the Democratic leadership down the toilet, where they all belong.

Frankly, we are now left with a situation that calls for the Ty-D-Bowl man.  Remember him? He’s still keeping America’s toilets clean, so why not sic him on the Democratic Party???

You can check out this 1971 commercial…by this time, the Ty-D-Bol man had moved up to a speedboat!

Let me tell you about the character of the TY-D-Bol man…HE WAS COURAGEOUS! From Yahoo Answers:

The Ty-D-Bowl Company had a very strange nautical spokesperson to advertise the merits of their toilet bowl cleaning product. Precariously balanced in a small boat floating inside a toilet water basin, the Ty-D-Bowl man (wearing a Captain’s hat, blazer and turtleneck) greeted a TV housewife when she lifted the basin lid and proceeded to sell her and the viewing audience on the advantages of his product. This has got to be the worst location any commercial spokesman ever had to live.

But, you might not know that the Ty-D-Bol man was also a very CONCERNED CITIZEN and involved in politics!  Read on…

Recently, we’ve had a Rasmussen poll which found that 59% of Americans would like to throw out the entire Congress.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Congress was front and center in the national news last week and the American people were far from impressed. If they could vote to keep or replace the entire Congress, 59% of voters would like to throw them all out and start over again. The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey found that just 17% would vote to keep the current legislators in office.

Well, let me clue you in on something. The Ty-D-Bol man was onto this idea a long time ago!!!  Back in 1992, THE MAN did this:

The 1992 “Ty-D-Bol Spring Cleaning Report” asked 1,006 American adults what they would choose if they “had the power to throw out what exists and start all over again.” The winner, picked by 49 percent, was the U.S. Congress.

I don’t know who conducted the actual polling, but it seems that Congress was on the brink even then.  But we’re up 10% on that number now, so I think it’s definitely time to unleash the power of Ty-D-Bol NOW on the every Democrat and Republican sitting in Washington, D.C.  But this year, I think it’s the Democrats who need a double-dose of the “blue stuff”…and I’m not talking about going “blue” due to massive voter fraud.

If you’re out there…WE NEED YOU, TY-D-BOL MAN!

Note: Buy it by the case, here!

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Ty-D-Bol man biography, courtesy Yahoo.

Ty-D-Bowl Man – The Ty-D-Bowl Company had a very strange nautical spokesperson to advertise the merits of their toilet bowl cleaning product. Precariously balanced in a small boat floating inside a toilet water basin, the Ty-D-Bowl man (wearing a Captain’s hat, blazer and turtleneck) greeted a TV housewife when she lifted the basin lid and proceeded to sell her and the viewing audience on the advantages of his product. This has got to be the worst location any commercial spokesman ever had to live. Comedian George Carlin once commented on one of his comedy albums “They’re approving some pretty weird things, man. Like the guy in the toilet is pretty strange. Originally, it’s a row boat. Then he got a speedboat. Then he was on a raft with two calypso guy musicians and two bushels of lemons [singing] “We put the lemon in the Ty-D-Bol for you.” Actors who portrayed the role of the Ty-D-Bol Man included Fred Miltonberg, Larry Sprinkle and Mark Matheisen. TRIVIA NOTE: In 1958 Harry O’Hare Sr. developed Ty-D-Bol, a liquid cleanser/disinfectant for the toilet bowl that is still sold today by Sara Lee Corporation. He also helped pioneer the use of chlorinators to clean swimming pools. O’Hare sold Ty-D-Bol Chemical in 1960 for less than $100,000. In 1988 at the age of 67 O’Hare developed a new product called the Watergizer, an electro-chemical process that cleans and softens a household’s water supply far better than other systems on the market. It was developed by HOH Water Technology Corp, a Newbury Park firm organized by O’Hare in 1979. In 1991 color consultant James Mandle changed the color of Ty-D-Bol’s toilet bowl cleanser bottle from light blue and green to stark white letters on a dark background. In an 18 month period following the change of color, sales of Ty-D-Bol jumped 40%. The 1992 “Ty-D-Bol Spring Cleaning Report” asked 1,006 American adults what they would choose if they “had the power to throw out what exists and start all over again.” The winner, picked by 49 percent, was the U.S. Congress. In 1994 Ty-D-Bol Automatic Toilet Bowl Cleaner -the Blue liquid in a Sanitizing Formula – was promoted as being “the only automatic bowl cleaner so powerful, it goes beyond clean to kill 99.9% of toilet bowl germs with every flush. And it’s the only automatic you can buy that’s registered with the United States E.P.A.” See also PROPS – TOILETS: “Toilets”
Vanguard of commode sanitation has resigned.  February 11, 1998 San Diego CA. After almost 25 years of keeping toilets spotless, Chester Marfield, better known as the Tidy Bowl Man has quit his job.

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21 Responses

  1. ROFL!

    Thanks for bringing some humor to an otherwise depressing situation. And I believe you actually vetted the Ty-D-Bol man better than the DNC vetted Obama!

  2. Funny GRL!

    And if Chester Marfield spent 25 years in a toilet he has a lot in common with critters who have spent a quarter century in the congress and led the country to it’s present state. Oh, wait, Chester tried to “clean up” his environment! Not congressional behavior at all.

  3. I’d like to see a complete cleaning of both the House and the Senate. They have failed completely to do that which they were elected to do. As soon as the election is over, I am going to use my campaigning efforts to push for ousting all incumbants in my state.

  4. We need to “flush” this entire group of crooks and liars out now. Won’t happen though since these morons are firmly fixed in their seats. Term limits. Term limits. Term limits.

  5. Excellent list! And yes, I had forgotten some of it.
    Also, what I imagine is the Captain in his boat pic, doesn’t show up on the page.

  6. Edge…don’t know why …it show up on my page…???? Anybody else with the same problem??

  7. Insight – alas, ahoy! I cannot see the little captain of industrious cleaning either…

    But ya kinow, the ENTIRE HOUSE is up for re-election. How to get them out you say?

    DO NOT VOTE FOR ANY INCUMBENTS.

    “But FreedomFairy – that’s hrowing the um, proverbial turd out with the clean Ty-D-Bol water you say!”

    YEP!

    We CAN change the House, and a third of the Senate – DO NOT vote for the Incumbent. If he or she is GOOD, they would have tried to put a stop to all this ages ago. They have not. THROW THE BUMS OUT.

    It’s time to clean under the rim.

  8. I agree, mostly about not voting for incumbents. But I will continue to support one of my Wisconsin Senators, Russ Feingold, because he does clean under the rim. He just can’t get any of the others to help. Still he tries and for that alone he gets my vote.

  9. Obama says “spread the wealth”. Yes, the Democrats want to “spread the wealth” but not to the poor.

    Democrats want to “spread the wealth” to their unions, to their buddies who bring “development” to the city, to their organizations who provide “services” to the poor, and to the businesses who hire illegal immigrants.

    The earth is flat and Democrats are for poor people.

    The “affordable” housing that Democrats pushed onto poor people included interest only and variable rate loans that are easier to default on and wreck your credit; not the stable fixed rate 30 yr and 15 yr mortgages that most middle class borrowers use.

    The schools that Democrats push onto poor people graduate only half of the kids in Chicago and in Baltimore only 33% of the kids who want to graduate can pass 9th grade level tests. I’ve heard that 75% of African American males drop out of school in Baltimore City. They compete with illegal immigrants for jobs in 1 of the 4 states that allow illegal immigrants to obtain drivers licenses.

    In Chicago, the first Walmart that finally opened in 2006 after intense union opposition, received 15,850 applications for 450 jobs. http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/73731,CST-NWS-walmart27.article

    No, Democrats don’t like poor people. They use poor people like a commodity to enrich their unions, enrich their buddies who bring “development” to the city, enrich their organizations who provide “services” to the poor, and enrich the businesses that save money and get around the Democrat’s excessive regulation of the work place by hiring illegal immigrants.

    If poor people had any idea how much money is supposedly spent on their behalf and NEVER reaches them, I believe they wouldn’t vote for Democrats for a generation.

  10. I redid the picture, this time uploading it directly from my computer instead of via a link…hope it helps!!!

  11. Yes, I’m glad you brought up Baltimore…a prime example of how the city was taken over by elected Obama-types…

  12. kenoshaMarge – Isn’t Feingold a HUGE Obama supporter?

    Doesn’t matter – AND I RESPECT YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE for WHOMEVER YOU WANT. That, at least until this season, has been a sacred right of all Americans.

    But the way those in Congress STAY in Congress is with your thinking. That “My” Congress person is great and all the others stink.

    THEY ALL STINK. NOTHING WILL CHANGE if we all vote for “our guy”….

    the snake continues to swallow its own tail…

    xoxo

    FF

  13. […] Part 2–Independent Thinking: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY/LATRINE NEEDS THE TY-D-BOL MAN (by InsightAnalytical-GRL) While cleaning the toilet the other day, the Democratic Party came to mind…I’m not kidding!… I knelt down to pick up something on the floor and lo and behold!  I saw stuff I hadn’t noticed before, stuff I thought I was getting cleaned when I scrubbed the bowl.  But NO!  I had missed the buildup around the thin line of little round holes at the very top of the bowl, hidden under the rim…. I HAD MISSED THE HIDDEN CRUD!… […]

  14. Every two years, vote against the incumbent, doesn’t matter who it is, or what party they are. If enough people do this, then our Congress people will be more concerned with our voices than with what their party leadership wants, because it will be that much harder for them to hold onto their seat.

  15. […] two years and I can’t cite an example right now.’”Click through to watch the video.—CaroPart 2–Independent Thinking: THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY/LATRINE NEEDS THE TY-D-BOL MAN (by InsightAnalytical-GRL)While cleaning the toilet the other day, the Democratic Party came to […]

  16. Flush ’em, term limit ’em, and hold ’em accountable for every vote. That’s the only way to fix our broken legislative branch.

    And I’ll go you one better FF:

    DON’T VOTE FOR ANYONE ON THE DEMOCRATIC OR REPUBLICAN PARTY LINES

    If you can do it in your state, that is. For instance, if you’re voting for McCain/Palin, do it on the on the Conservative Party line. It takes power away from the Republican Party by giving them fewer votes, but still elects McCain/Palin (if they receive the votes overall) . If you’re in Wisonsin and voting for Russ Feingold vote for him on the Liberal Party line, and so on. There may be some local candidates where you can’t do this, but whenever possible try this to send a message. Trust me, the parties know how many votes they got vs. the candidate. Just one more way to Just Say No Deal.

  17. Another little bit of hidden insignificant and overlooked Democratic dirt.

    Fuel prices along with bio-fuels are responsible for the 70 % increase in grain over the past year.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/printpage/?url=http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/06/top_10_reasons_to_blame_democr_1.html

  18. Well I agree that all democrats (except Hillary and Sheila Jackson Lee) must go. Those two have tried but were outnumbered. I don’t think we should vote republicans out since they are in the minority and couldn’t have done anything because of Pelosi and her gang. If God forbid, Obama gets in, we better have more republicans in congress to stop him turning this nation into something we will forever regret.

  19. I have voted straight democrat for 51 years and I am not anymore. I will vote straight republican this year. At least republicans love America. I cannot say the same thing about the democrats. The democrats are taking America over the cliff. Don’t let them, vote them out.

  20. I live in Madison, Wisconsin (alright – just outside it) and what this reminds me of is the disagreements between the East and West sides of the city (it is divided by two lakes). The east side is poorer and more conservative and the west side is richer and more liberal. And the city council always seems to put all the public housing, half-way houses, etc. on the east side although their rules say that such things are supposed to be sited equally throughout the city – the answer is always that they would like to – but the land on the west side is just too expensive. In other words, they feel for the poor, they just can’t reach them.

  21. When trying to reach the local McCain headquarters I was forwarded to the GOP headquarters. I explained that I was interested in helping McCain win and the lady I spoke to told me that I could help out the Republican party by making phone calls for them. I told her that all I was interested in doing was helping McCain because I was a PUMA and hadn’t quite decided to support the Republican ticket as a whole. She seemed confused by my reference to PUMA. I asked, “Haven’t you ever heard of PUMAs?” She replied that she had no idea what I was referring to. I told her that we were mostly disaffected Democrats that were no longer supporting the party. She exclaimed, “Did you just say that you were a disinfected Democrat?” I busted out laughing. But come to think of it I realize that she was right.

    Joe the Plumber is our Ty-D-Bol Man. It’s time to give the Democratic party a good plunging. And while we are at it I suggest we use a hefty dose of Rid-X to dissolve the roots.

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