Gwen Ifill’s Impeccable Journalistic Credentials Will be Tested on This Specific Question…(Update 1X, Post-Debate)

WHO WINS THE SWIMSUIT CONTEST? Her background to the question will include:

Candidate #1

Wore swimsuit this year….swoon…, big he-man; virile, ready to lead! (55 days in IL Legislature, 173 days in U.S. Senate, (Editor’s Note: sort of….); displayed supreme leadership by working on abs while in D.C. “solving” mortgage crisis.


Candidate #2

Mayor; Governor of critical state re: energy; chair of the National Governors Association (NGA) Natural Resources Committee; chair and ethics commissioner of the Alaska Conservation Commission prior to becoming governor; mother of 5 kids (1 special needs)… wore a swimsuit in 1984, trying to get a scholarship….not a good role model…what do you look like NUDE?

And, obviously too dumb to be in public office…

No comment.


With Joe Biden as Obama’s swimsuit stand-in, I’d have to give it to…PALIN!  Joe wanted to be friends with Gwen, always calling her by her first name, but Gwen managed to control herself and her book deal whispering in her ears fairly well.  Gov. Palin was INVIGORATING!!!!  That’s the only word I can come up with…a GREAT JOB!!

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  1. […] Candidate #1. Wore swimsuit this year….swoon…, big he-man, virile, ready to lead! (55 days in IL Legislature, 173 days in US Senate, sort of….worked on abs while in DC “solving” mortgage crisis) …[Continue Reading] […]

  2. Heads up! Live debate chat tonight at NewHampster’s joint,
    Right up top of the home page. The chatting has already started!

    Do stop by for debate snacks of Alaskan Halibut fish ‘n’ chips, a Moosehead beer or two, and, of course, Flaming Baked Alaska for dessert!

    Go Sarah! 😉

  3. My opinion is that Ifill is part of the go-along-to-get-along, don’t bother with actually doing the research, Washington, D.C., reporter crowd. My opinion is based on being a former viewer of Washington Week in Review and hearing one reporter MISREPORT an item that was known to be debunked, and all the panel just nodding along and making jokes.

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