PARTY DOLLS…

~~Posted by Kenosha Marge, August 4, 2008

PARTY DOLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emm7qKXI94Q

Sung by Buddy Knox

Every man has got to have a party doll.
To be with him when he’s feelin’ wild
To be everlovin’, true and fair
To run her fingers through his hair
To run her fingers through his hair
Come along and be my party doll,
Come along and be my party doll,
Come along and be my party doll,
I wanna make love to you, to you,
I wanna make love to you.
Well I saw a gal walkin’ down the street
The kinds of a gal I’d love to meet,
She had blond hair and her eyes were blue
Baby I wanna have a party with you

Come on ladies; time to get in line like the Democratic Party is telling you. Even our gal Hillary is telling us to get on board the Obama Band Wagon. A Party Dolls’ job is to support her party; no matter how much you may loathe the candidate. Maybe if he’s feeling particularly magnanimous he’ll even allow her to become his Vice President. After all girls, we all know that subordinate is where it’s at, right?

My goodness unless this is your first time to vote you’ve certainly voted for a mediocrity before. Of course only male mediocrities need apply. Presidential candidates come in all sizes, shapes and ages but only one gender. Only bitter old hags resent that.

Subordinate is more feminine, a softer, gentler, more womanly you. Must be why there are only 16 women in the Senate and 75 women in the House of Representatives. Considering that women are 52% of the population, does that seem right to you? Maybe someday a prince will come and allow us to participate; but only if do as we’re told.

Older gals who have been the workhorses of the party for generations can ride the Unity Pony too. At the back of the parade please, we want the young ones with the big…personalities up front.

Our job is to work hard, do as we’re told and vote like good old Party Dolls. Issues? Problems? We don’t need to worry our silly old heads about stuff like that. It’ll give us wrinkles and then we’ll be wasting money on Botox that should go to the DNC. What issues could we have anyway? The high price of mascara?

The Democratic Party relies on its Party Dolls because we always vote for party. Democratic Leadership loves, courts and then ignores all the little empty-headed Party Dolls. Kind of a “sure I’ll respect you in the morning if you just vote for me tonight” thing. Don’t bother waiting by the phone.

Party Dolls, like little robots vote for anything with a “D” after their name. They then console themselves with the fact that the crappy  “D” candidate was better than the crappy “R” candidate. Of course everyone knows that those dumb Republicans will vote for anyone with an “R” after their name.

Party Dolls not only vote for people that don’t serve them well, they vote repeatedly for people that don’t  “serve” them at all. Politicians return to the nation’s capital year after dreary year to spend the people’s money and raise more money so that they can return to the nation’s capital to blah, blah, blah.

We women are a majority of the population of this country and of the Democratic Party. Whodathunkit? Majorities have clout. Majorities get the things they want. Majorities have power! Why don’t we?

We can take the easiest course and just keep being Party Dolls. Or we can dig our heels in and say no. Hell no. The choice is not up to anyone but us. Or we can just “party” on.

And fellas, if the stiletto heel shoes fit then you are Party Dolls too. An empty-headed plaything, aka sucker, doesn’t have a gender.

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14 Responses

  1. I’m nobody’s prostitute.

  2. Orfango, good for you!

  3. Hey, kenoshaMarge,

    There really are some of us good ol’ stand up GUYS on whom you can count to be in your corner. Honest!

    -MS

  4. I do Park,

    A Party Doll knows no gender only party loyalty. I’ve read enough of “your” comments to know you better than that!

  5. Thank you….

    -MS

  6. What you are referring to is the unsung army of female campaign grunts that go door to door, get on the phones, do the honk and wave , hell, they take out the garbage at HQ, of every Dem campaign. But this year we aren’t showing up. Why? Because we saw one of our own savaged and when we protested , we were smacked around ourselves and laughed at . Well who’s laughing now? They will have a hard time getting women to vote for this loser, much less take out HQ’s garbage. Get one of the vaulted whipper snappers to do it .

  7. You nailed it Annetoo. The exact women I was referring to and wish I’d thought of the word “grunt”. It describes them perfectly!

  8. I had my last party doll experience in 2004….Anyone remember 2004?
    I was in my car driving home from having just donated working my vacation week in another state for a ticket I could only marginally support, when I pulled off the road as the realization hit. Once again I worked for the people who didn’t give a rat’s behind about my concerns. When I heard Kerry “concede” the next day, I nearly threw up. And I promised myself “never again”.

    2007 came and I learned that it wasn’t just me – the little woman from Illinois – that didn’t count. It was the “Little Women” (and men) everywhere who didn’t count. It was personifed in the abuse of Hillary CLinton and by extension the abuse of you and me and everyone we know.

    I’m through being a party girl. Thank you, Marge. This was what I needed to see today. (and Junior and his “friends” can go suck eggs.)

  9. The NEW democratic party forgot ” When Momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy”
    Women have always worked hard to keep things running whether in the workplace or at home most of the time both.
    What is that old saying ” behind every great man there is a great woman”.
    Over the years how many men have been carried by women.?
    The truly good and smart men reconize this and give credit for it
    The lack of respect for a great woman gave birth to the PUMA party.
    After this fiasco of a compaign by the obama and the dnc most democrats will be PUMAs not PARTY DOLLS both male and female.

    COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS

    PUMAS AND BUBBAS RULE

  10. And, of course, I’m with you, too! Old enough to be totally disgusted by what’s happened this year….

  11. Leslie – you so spoke for myself! That vote in 2004 was so hard – and I regretted it so much!
    this was a righteous rant – wonderful!

  12. Party doll, hell! I’m not vote for some lying, flip flopping fraud who would toss his own elderly granny under a bus and run her over and then back over her again for power for anything in this world!

  13. I think, I believe, that this fraud of a primary, with a corruption of the party we have all always supported and the selection of a nominee has changed a lot of us. Some us, moi included, have been “party dolls” for too long.

    Loyalty can be a good thing. Or it can be chains that bind us. Large numbers of former party dolls are now PUMA. We now see, very clearly, that our loyalty should be for our country and to our conscience. They don’t “own” our vote.

    Damn, I never really “Enjoyed Being A Girl” as the song says, but I sure as hell like being a woman. And a full grown, growling, PUMA woman.

    And the men that are PUMA are the best. Real men unafraid of women that are smart and strong. Only wimps want or need the other kind. Wimps and bullies.

    Here I go, preaching to the choir again. 😳

  14. You betcha! REAL men love Pumas! The wimpy, rapper-wannabe skinny resumes are scared of the beautiful, strong exDemocratic Pumas!

    We’re the Champions!

    Hillary Bejing ’95
    Hillary White House ’08

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