How To Communicate with an Obot: The **OFFICIAL** English to Obamese Dictionary

~~By Grail Guardian

I was over at Not Your Sweetie recently, reading about the latest semantics gymnastics from the Obama camp, and it started me thinking that there have been an awful lot of changes to the English language in the last year. We’ve now got the WORM (What Obama Really Meant) and numerous other examples. So many, in fact, that I decided it’s probably time to give the confused reader a bit of guidance. So in the spirit of clear communication, I present the first edition of the…

InsightAnalytical **Official** English to Obamese Dictionary

English	Obamese
Bailout	Rescue
Stimulus package	Economic Recovery package
Massive Voter Fraud	Community organizing
Selection	Election
Coronation	Inauguration
Assault & battery	Caucus
Socialist	Progressive
Terrorist	Just a guy in my neighborhood
Radical Preacher	A guy at church I never listened to
Plumber	Threat to National Security
Violent gang of sanctioned thugs	Civilian Police Force
Violent gang of sanctioned thugs in Chicago	Obama for President Committee
Flip Flop	Smart adjustment to political reality
Preponderance of lies	A Speech
Union endorsements for opponents	Special interest endorsements
Union endorsements for Obama	Support from worker representatives
Spreading the wealth	Tax cuts for the working class
Rich	Anyone earning over ??
Washington insiders	Change
Bill Clinton	Racist/My staunch supporter
Hillary Clinton	Likable enough/Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton’s mailing list	Cash cow
Bill Clinton’s advisors	Old Style Gov’t./My New Cabinet
Rules	Old ideas, no longer important
U.S. Constitution	Floormat (See also Joke)
Palestinians	Internet campaign workers
Oil barons	Millions of small donors
Ruthless genocide	Odinga’s post-election change
Disagreement	Racism
Questioning	Racism
Truth Seeking	Racism
Patriotism	Racism
Upholding the Constitution	Racism

Of course, this is just a start. Please feel free to suggest any additions you might have!

“I Demand More Than Your Vote–I Want Your Mind!!”–A Call to Boycott Obama’s Media Buy (10/29) (UPDATE 1X–Verdict: Infomercial a Flop)

~~By Grail Guardian

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I Demand More Than Your Vote: I Want Your Mind!

I want, no make that need, you to join me in supporting a critical nationwide movement. This Wednesday, October 29, 2008, Senator Barack Obama has purchased half-hour blocks of programming on NBC, CBS, and Fox News Channel. His intent, I firmly believe, is to use Neuro Associative Conditioning (NAC) and Ericksonian Hypnosis to subconsciously influence millions of voters to “pull the lever” for him on November 4^th whether they want to or not. We must do everything possible to stop the American public from watching.

As GRL pointed out last Sunday in the The Past Week roundup for October 12-18, there is substantial evidence (pdf file) that Obama is using hypnosis techniques to win supporters any way he can. Please take the time to read at least the majority of the linked pdf file; I know it is extremely long, but it is important and explains in great detail what I cannot in this limited space. After you read it, forward it to all of your friends. I don’t care if they are McCain die-hards, PUMAs, or part of the Oborg. Everyone needs to read this information, and while I know it sounds somewhat over the top, I hope to convince you why this is so important.

So let’s talk a bit about Neuro Associative Conditioning (NAC). Many years ago, in my youth, I was a student of one Anthony J. Robbins. Robbins. There have been rumors on the web for months that Senator Obama is a protégé of Robbins. For those of you that have somehow managed to avoid his influence, is a world-renowned master of psychological operations (Psy-Ops) in the form of Ericksonian hypnosis, NLP, and his own form of this, which he calls NAC. He is a trainer of athletes, movie stars, businessmen, and politicians. Tony is best known for his famous Fire Walking seminars, where he used to teach ordinary people to walk across 2,000+ degree coals in their bare feet. His methods are quite powerful; I have done it twice myself, and have seen literally hundreds of others do the same. Robbins twist on NLP (see pdf file for a description of NLP) is what he calls Anchoring. This involves using a physical unique gesture to link to the feelings you create using NLP and hypnosis. Robbins teaches that you can use anchoring to link the feeling of calm, centered energy and power you feel just before Fire Walking so you can access them at will simply by repeating your unique gesture. Or in Obama’s case, you can link the anchor to the subconscious message you’ve imbedded in your subject’s mind using Ericksonian hypnosis. The pdf file goes into great detail about how this is done, but for simplicity’s sake, all you need to know is Obama’s main unique gesture is this (look at his right hand):

So why, you might ask, is this seemingly innocent hand gesture so important in Obama’s quest to seize control of our nation? Simple; it is designed to make you remember a message that he has implanted (or at least tried to) in the depths of your brain to vote for him on November 4^th. He has been using this gesture for months, but the true success of NLP and NAC is in repetition. The more you see it, the deeper it is embedded and the stronger the subconscious response becomes. On Wednesday, Obama wants to use this half hour to ensure that everyone in America who watches will vote for him when they are triggered by their own action of picking up a pen to cast their vote. (And of course, there is always time to embed future instructions about what to do after the election.)

I’m sure by now the skeptics and Obama supporters are laughing their heads off, but admit it; just a little tiny part of you somewhere is wondering if there might just be something to this. That’s the rational part of your brain trying to battle the non-rational subconscious that’s been NAC’ed. You’ve been programmed to go against your own instincts, and while NAC is very powerful, ultimately the brain you were born with is more powerful if you can only release it. The less emotional you are when the programming is done, the less likely it is to “take”. That is exactly why the Obama campaign spends so much time trying to whip you into an emotional frenzy. That’s why he gets people excited with race-baiting and misogyny (although with the misogyny he’s taken a big gamble that he can pull this off without offending women, which I believe he lost; he’s playing on a centuries-old core societal instinct that men are more powerful and important than women and using that belief to agitate the masses into behaving badly against women). For those of you who’ve wondered why the mainstream media have been so pro-Obama, think about it; who has been more exposed to his speeches, his gestures, his patterns, his hypnosis techniques than those who are paid to watch his every move? Why do you think Obama touches people (especially reporters) so intimately? He’s using touch as part of his hypnosis! NAC is all about using sights (gestures and symbols), sounds (slogans like “Yes, We Can” and “Change You Can Believe In”), and intentional touch (when possible) to link your message deeply.

If you’re still skeptical, stop and ask yourself one simple question: Why would Barack Obama scramble to buy up Prime Time TV slots just 6 days before the election? Even MSNBC seems to recognize the unusual and historic implications of this move:

Short political spots have been the traditional way for politicians to communicate with voters. But a prime-time, sitcom-length commercial would provide Obama an opportunity to make a closing argument to the entire country.

“It’s a luxury to be able to afford that kind of communication,” said Tad Devine, a Democratic media consultant who was a senior adviser to John Kerry’s 2004 presidential campaign.

If Obama was far ahead as the polls indicated 2 weeks ago when he purchased this time, why would he need to make this unprecedented TV buy at the 11^th hour? Why not radio; it’s much cheaper? Why not print ads; also less expensive? The answer is simple – he needs a visual media in order to convey his message. He needs the power of television to plant his subliminal messages and anchor them to the visualization of holding his thumb and forefinger together (as if holding a pen), so when Americans go into the voting booth they will trigger his message within their own subconscious when they grasp a pen to cast their votes.

In case you think I’m the only one that’s noticed this, commenter Hal at Uppity Woman’s blog observed:

A friend has satellite TV in West Virginia and wrote to me that there are, not one, but two channels in the lineup with 24/7 Obomber propaganda.

Now, why would that be? For starters, Obomber and Axelrod are so damn scared that no one has lost WV and won the presidency that they are swamping the Mountaineer state with nonstop ads and pissing off people of that little state in the process.

Before making all these compliments of FOX, you must realize that Rupert Murdoch never met a greenback that he could resist. Whether you call it “good business” or not, Murdoch OWNS Direct TV.

He OWNS a network that will broadcast Obomber’s informercial right before the World Series starts.

Repeat lies often enough and they’re the accepted truths.

I would add to this to say that Obama feels the people of West Virginia need more programming than the rest of America. As far as Fox, it is obvious that Obama has used NAC on Bill O’Reilly –remember the knee touching?– and probably several other reporters and owner Rupert Murdoch (normally a conservative, but uncharacteristically supporting Obama this time through). And they are even delaying the start of World Series in order to accommodate “That One”.

So I am supporting a movement started by NoHillaryNoVote:

I am sharing this idea on several blogs this week where others are not supporting Obama.

For the record:
I am a PUMA in northern VA
I am a Black woman
I am a registered democrat
I am one of the voters who supported Hillary Clinton in the primary

AND I am not voting for Obama-Biden.

I am so tired of hearing about Obama spending big bucks to run his infomercial on October 29th by trying to blanket mainstream television airways.

I think we need to begin to promote a “Turn off Obama-TV” on October 29th. I say – Do NOT Listen to or Watch Obama’s 30 minute commercial on October 29, 2008. Obama thinks he can MAKE us listen to what he has to say by spending all that money in order to have his commercial on several networks at the same time. We do NOT have to listen. We do NOT have to support this gimmick.

Let’s all participate in: “Turn Off Obama-TV” that night. On October 29th for that specific 30 minutes: Push mute – Turn down the sound – Change the channel – or Turn off the television. Do not listen to any more of Obama’s hot air, false promises or his lies about McCain-Palin.

INSTEAD for that 30 minutes do something else with your brain cells — (here’s a few ideas)

Watch a different tv program
Watch a DVD or video
Listen to the radio
Listen to a CD
Read a book or magazine
Play a board game
Surf the web
Watch YouTube videos
Call a friend on the phone
Play a video game
Write an email to a friend
Work on one of the word games or word puzzles in the newspaper
Play the piano (or instrument of your choice)
Do some exercising
Play a card game
Work on your family’s scrapbooks
Bake Halloween cookies or cupcakes
Work on your favorite hobby

Between now and Oct 29th – Let others know that you are choosing NOT to listen to & to NOT watch Obama’s commercial. And encourage others to join in a national response to this media effort.

Please join me by choosing to turn away from Obama’s efforts to control the outcome of this election by spending so much money on a one night media blitz.

Tell all your family & friends to “Turn Off Obama-TV” on Oct. 29th!!

I wish there was a more radical way that I could make Americans understand the importance of not watching this program. My hope is that most of America is so sick and tired of the election that the concept of watching another solid half hour of a politician droning on for 30 minutes will just plain turn them off naturally. But if there is even one single person that you can influence in your circle of family, friends, and co-workers, please urge them to stay away from this broadcast. If they are already an Obama supporter, they don’t need to hear more of the same. If they are against Obama, they don’t need convincing. If they are undecided, ask them to read a transcript of the program on Thursday, or read a recap. And I cannot emphasize this enough: DO NOT PUT LINKS TO THE BROADCAST ON YOUR WEBSITE! If you want to share details, do it with printed words. As many PUMAs have noticed, reading Obama’s speeches leaves one quite confused as to why the masses are so enthralled with him. The words themselves have little or no meaning. He rarely answers questions that he is asked (except in the disastrous case of Joe the Plumber), and has a strange speech pattern that lulls one into a hypnotic waking-sleep trance. This is NLP at its best, and Obama at his worst.

In these final days of the election, it’s important to use every tool at our disposal to stop the overthrow of America. Please spread the word; feel free to link to this article, pass the pdf file around, and most importantly discuss this as a proven scientific process. Anthony Robbins has made millions of dollars using NAC, and Barack Obama hopes to use it to take over America.

UPDATE Posted 10/31 by GRL

Oops. Noted infomercial producer Anthony Sullivan declared the whole extravaganza a ‘flop.”

TV’S TOP AD STARS PAN BAM

By SALLY GOLDENBERG

Last updated: 11:11 am
October 30, 2008
Posted: 3:56 am
October 30, 2008

Two leading infomercial stars agree: Barack Obama‘s half-hour self-promotion last night was a flop.

“I don’t see enough smiling. Doom and gloom totally,” said Anthony Sullivan, one of the biggest names in infomercial history.

“I feel depressed right now,” added Sullivan, an Englishman famous for his infomercials touting the Swivel Sweeper and Smart Chopper. The only thing saving Obama, Sullivan said, was when the candidate appeared live at the end speaking at a rally in Florida.

“I think it needed it. I was about to throw myself through a window because it was depressing,” Sullivan said.

He and AJ Khubani, who has produced infomercials for 25 years, said Obama also fell short of offering solutions to the dire problems he laid out.

“I didn’t see a payoff. Classic infomercial is you show the before and you show the after. I didn’t see the music or the crashing waves of the Pacific,” Sullivan said.

He joked the producer “needs a spanking” for lacking optimism.

Khubani said: “Every infomercial lays out common problems, whether it’s a flabby belly or acne, and then it gives a solution. In this case the solution is Obama.”

But Obama didn’t pitch the product – himself – convincingly enough, he argued.

“We always spend much more time on the solution than the problem and he did the opposite,” Khubani added.

Only People With a Penis Need Apply

~~By kenosha Marge

Little boys growing up in the United States are told that they can grow up to be anything they want including President of the United States. Makes their little hearts swell with pride.

Little girls growing up in the United States told to sit down, shut up, act like a lady and get implants if your boobs aren’t big enough to attract the boob you want to attract. Now they will also be told to remember what happened to Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin when they tried to be all that they could be. Look at what happened to Martha Stewart when she got uppity! Take that little girls! Aspire high but not too high. Maybe Betty Crocker?

The American People have been clearly shown what the Democratic Presidential and Vice-Presidential candidates think of average voters by their attacks on Joe the Plumber. That is a definite “tell”. Democrats may pretend to be the party of the average Joe and Josephine but they don’t really like them much.

The Republican Leadership and the Republican elite are not very pleased with Sarah Palin on their ticket. Not only is there a “she” on their ticket, she’s a card-carrying member of the middle-class. Not their cup of tea, don’t you know!

Most women are well aware that only people with a penis need apply for important positions. Now many of our male friends are finding out that it needs to be an “elite” penis; a penis that graduated from Harvard or Yale; an upper crust penis if you will.

Having money isn’t enough. After all Cindy McCain is has blessed John McCain not only with love, loyalty, children, and his own in-house pilot, she’s very, very rich. Money clearly isn’t enough to be part of the very exclusive inner circle. He may not be Maverick enough for the left, but he’s way too Maverick for the elite Republican inner circle.

Most ordinary people know that our Representatives don’t represent us. Most ordinary people are aware that the elites in both parties look down their moneyed, ex-foliated noses at we the peasantry. Women, peasants and other vermin are useful to them only to when it comes time to vote. Scurry off to vote little peasants and don’t hold your breath until the people you voted for do something for you in return for that vote.

Women, for the most part, still trot off to vote for the party that hasn’t done anything for them for decades. Many are under the impression that they’re voting for the party that supports women and their endeavors. They willfully ignore the fact that the Democratic Party draws a line in their support when women get uppity and dare to aspire to the highest offices in the land. Then women are made aware that for all the propaganda about Republicans believing in keeping women down, Democrats aren’t any better. Only people with a penis need apply.

Both parties heretofore were absolutely determined to keep the highest office in the land in the hands of people with a penis. However that penis had to be an elite penis that had gone to the best schools, knew the right people and had the right background.

Examples are abundantly clear. George W. Bush, doofus extraordinaire had the right equipment and the right connections so media not only gave the silly twit a free ride, they gave him a boost every chance they got. Thus Doofus and company led us into a financial crisis and two wars with our male dominated and self-hating female media cheerleading all the way.

Bill Clinton had the right private parts, the right education, but not the right connections and so was universally loathed by the elite leadership of both parties and the media. No shot was too cheap, no lie too big, no spin too dizzying to use against a Bubba penis.

In his day Harry Truman was disliked for the same reasons. Fortunately Harry S was smart enough to keep his penis in his pants and not give the elite media and leaderships something to club him with forever. Bill Clinton for all his political savvy, for all his brilliance will be remembered more for not keeping his pants zipped than anything else.

The unzipping pants syndrome seems to be a problem penis people in politics have with annoying frequency. Scarcely a week goes by that some male politician doesn’t have to go in front of the press and admit to a tawdry affair that diminishes him, his family and his career. Usually the poor cheated on little woman has to sit, or stand, at his side to show her loyalty to this dunce. Just in case she hasn’t been humiliated enough.

I have no problem with women deciding to stay with an errant spouse. That’s a private decision that is none of my/our business. However I do object, and object strongly, to women standing beside the man when he faces the media over his inability to keep his pants zipped. If he was a big enough boy to let his penis lead him astray, he’s a big enough boy to face the music for what he did all on his lonesome.

Someday perhaps we will see an end to politics by penis. Someday perhaps we will see people judged for their character, intelligence and competence not for their gender, race or whether or not they have the “right” connections or attended the “right” school. Someday maybe we won’t care what the gasbag media has to regurgitate about the candidates.

One day perhaps women will stand together and get equal rights here in the United States; the right to be all that they aspire to be. That cannot, will not happen until women stop pandering to penis people in order to get that patriarchal pat on the head or slap on the butt that signifies that that “master” is pleased with them. Men couldn’t hold women down if women didn’t allow it. After all ladies, we outlive and outnumber them. So that tells ya, some of us are fighting for the wrong side.

Oh No, Poor Joe (Joe the Plumber Meets the Ghost of Joe McCarthy)

~~Posted by kenosha Marage

I don’t know if any of you ever saw the movie Dave with Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver but there is a scene where a teacher at a day care center is doing a teaching/game with some kids. The game uses the phrase “Oh No, Poor Joe” and then goes on with a choice for the kids about whatever poor Joe’s problem happens to be.

I was reminded of that scene in the movie by the battering of Poor Joe the Plumber. Oh No, Poor Joe had the audacity to ask a question of a presidential candidate and now the candidates campaign, the media and the left shrilloshere are relentlessly attempting to destroy him. Oh No, Poor Joe, has now had his personal life turned upside down and inside out and his personal information posted on toxic waste dumps like the Daily K.

Why would any decent citizen, Democrat, Republican, Green, Independent or whatever excoriate another citizen for the crime of asking a question of someone who is asking us to vote for him for highest office in our country? Seems to me that we should all be asking both candidate lots of questions. Seems to me Obama should be explaining why citizens aren’t allowed to ask questions without being attacked by his surrogates.

Isn’t the left supposed to be all about fighting for and supporting the little guys and gals? If not, and it seems not, then I’ve been voting for the wrong party for a very long time. However that would mean that I thought this Democratic Party was the same Democratic Party I used to support. This Democratic Party has had an Extreme Makeover and the makeover has distorted every thing for which it ever stood.

The trials and tribulations of Poor Joe the Plumber is a microcosm of what is happening in this country courtesy of Obama, the beyond-biased-in-his-favor media and the disgusting cesspool that many left-leaning Blogs have become.

Are we resurrecting the ghost of McCarthyism? Oh No, not Joe (Joseph McCarthy) coming to our politics once again. Do we never learn that stifling someone’s free speech stifles all free speech?

How long did it take the media back in the 1950’s to remember their job was to inform the public of the truth? How long did the congress allow one drunken, lunatic of a Senator to hold the country hostage to his relentless witch-hunts? How many lives had to be destroyed before one courageous Journalist spoke out? That a lunatic like Keith Olbermann dares to use Edward R. Murrow’s tag line is criminal. Thugs like Olbermann attack people as “racist” the way McCarthy attacked them as “communist”.

Is it now standard operating procedure that a politician is allowed to use the tactics of personal destruction against a citizen that dares ask him a question? Perhaps questions are only permitted if the questioner nods their head in agreement with his answer. How un-American is that attitude? How un-democratic is that attitude? How does that connect to the ballyhoo we Americans make about believing in freedom of speech?

I see nothing wrong in supporting the candidate of your choice. I supported mine, her own party sandbagged her and I have moved on. But I never hung on her every word or thought she was the 8^th Wonder of the World. I would not have thought of attacking someone for the crime of asking her a question and then not agreeing with the answer. Disagreeing with others is what many of us spend most of our lives doing. It’s the American Way. It’s the human way.

Anyone that worships any politician is living in a fantasyland. Politicians lie for a living. They have to lie. If they stood up and told the public the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth they wouldn’t be elected to the city council in a one-horse town. Even in towns smaller than Wasilla, AL.

So pardon Poor Joe and Josephine the average American for thinking they have a right to question someone running for president. Pardon Poor Joe and Josephine for not getting in line, climbing on the bandwagon or marching in lockstep. Pardon them for believing that they have the right and the freedom to both disagree and be disagreeable. No matter who the candidate may be. Never forget these candidates are asking to work for us, and are supposed to represent us. Wouldn’t it be nice if things actually worked that way?

If you think Poor Joe the Plumber should not have the right to ask his questions, disagree with the answer and then be left in peace then you are not a liberal, a progressive or a Democrat. You don’t believe in the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution or the freedoms they assert.

You are of that pack of Americans called Obamacrats and we’ve all ready seen how little regard you have for freedom, honesty and fairness. Members of a cult seldom do.

We’ve seen the right behave like this in the past and we were appalled. That kind of repulsive behavior had us looking for the tar and feathers. Too bad we don’t feel the same way now. It is not encouraging to find that the liberals are every bit as big on hypocrisy as the conservatives. One wonders where to go.

“Oh waiter, can I have a table for a party of one?” However, I do expect company later. Lot’s of company.